QUOTES

Kennedy: Hey there, and welcome to "Friend or Foe." I'm Kennedy, your game-show fabric softener, and today I'll increase your snuggle factor by 60 percent.

Kennedy: I'm Kennedy… your game-show hussy!

Kennedy: [to two contestants] There was so much nodding going on here, I thought I was looking at Muhammed Ali and Janet Reno!

Kennedy: Welcome to "Friend or Foe?" I'm Kennedy, and I'll be your game show airline pilot, but I did not pass the breathalyzer test before the show. Sorry.

Kennedy: Will our two remaining teams cement their friendship, or will they kick each other in the asphalt?

Kennedy: I’m Kennedy, your game-show ghost of episodes past. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Kennedy: Will the remaining two teams fit like a hand on a baseball mitt, or like pants on an octopus?

Kennedy: I’m Kennedy, your game show principal. And it looks like you’re going to have to repeat the 4th grade. Sorry.

Kennedy: I have not heard the term “party pod” since I watched “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” with my creepy uncle.

[after a question about the tradition of throwing rice at weddings]
Kennedy: At my wedding they threw birth control pills!

Kennedy: Remember to tip your waitress, or just push her right over!

Lisa Kennedy Montgomery: Now Rachel, you tried to claim your goldfish on your IRS form as dependents! I'm thinking you may be one step away from a cat lady. Do cats like you?
Rachel: They won't come near me.
Kennedy: Maybe that's because you smell fishy! Actually, they may like that. Dab a little dead goldfish behind each ear, and I'm sure Whiskers will come running any day now!

Man: [to Kennedy] There was a time when you said the F-word.
Kennedy: I did not say that word. And if I did, it was during the commercial.

[after her male partner votes "Foe," leaving her with no money]
Female Contestant: I'm going to go for ugly men from now on.
Kennedy: Really? Can I introduce you to a couple guys on the crew?

(After Nick voted Friend and his partner voted Foe.)
Kennedy: Nick, I’m very sorry that you got screwed, because you look like Jared Leto… and he’s hot.

[reading the question]
Kennedy: "L, M, N, or R: Which of these letters is not pre-selected during the bonus round on Wheel of Fortune ?"
(both teams lock in "M" as their answer)
Kennedy: Both teams have locked on "M." And the correct answer is "M"! $1000 for both teams.
(contestant Jody screams happily)
Kennedy: And we've got some crazy tae-bo moves coming from Jody! Billy Blanks, watch out, she's going to kick your butt with her chartreuse [sweater]!