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10,000 Romaniacs
A 1.2-Billion-Mile Road Trip Without a Decent Restroom
16th-Century Astronomers the Earth Revolved Around
The 1968 Democratic National Confusion
The Addicted Farmer Joined Alfalfa-holics Anonymous
Afghanistan by Your Man
After Every Meal, the King Enjoyed Throne Up
After His Job With the Florist, They Called Him Sweet William
After Reading All Night, He Gave the Bucharest
After Ruining Millions of Lives, the Cigarette Company
	Admitted It Made a Nico-teeny Mistake
After the '60s, the Head Shop Stopped Woodstocking the Hippie Lamps
After the Donut Binge, No Pants Would Fritter
After the Voyage, I Borrowed the Pilgrim's Mayflower Compact
After Years in Catechism, the Cowboy Forgot the Lord's Prairie
Alanis Marmoset
Alfred Pitchfork Presents
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Other Stocking Stuffers
Alice's Favorite Show Was "The Wonderland Years"
The Alien Lost Trek of Time Because He Was in a State of Spock
All That Jurass Directed by Bob Fossil
All We Are Saying Is Give War and Peace a Chance
The Ancient Roman's Body Was Covered in Legions
And on Your Left, You'll See People Bursting Into Flames
Andrew Lloyd Websurfer
And Then There's Mauve
Animals With Mohair Than Ed Asner
Animals You Could Use for Acupuncture
Another Kubrick in the Wall
Another Sap From Vermont
Another Unique Suggestion for the Use of Your Belly Button
Anthony Quinn, Medicine Woman
Apocalypse Now or Later
Apple Turnovertures
Aspirin, CO has a Childproof Capital
The Astronomer's Favorite Film Was "Atmosphere and
	Loathing in Las Vegas"
As You Hike It
His Writer’s Cramp Was So Bad He Needed Author-oscopic Surgery
That Author's Just a Thomas Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing
Back to the Suture
Back When Congress Had a Purpose
Badgers! We Don't Need No Stinking Badgers!
Ballet Miserables
Band News: You've Got a Malignant Tuba
Banks That Charles Keating Didn’t Bring Down
The Basketball Player's Shooting Percentage Was All in Vein
Battlestar Scholastica
Battling Depression and Fire-Spitting Dogs From Hell
Before Killing His Wife, the Husband Took Out a Plots
Benihana Stein
Ben Stein Doesn’t Make Mastakes
Bernie Goetz Your Gun
Bible Quotes, Now in Virtuous Reality
Big Game Fishing for Marlon Brando
Big Zeros You Haven't Dated
Blimps That Don't Host Daytime Talk Shows
Books by Crooks Who Were Friends of Ben
Botha You Be Quiet
The Bovine Drug Addict Was Known as a Krakow
The Boxer Threw a Party, but No One Brought Any Punch
Breakfast at Epiphany's
A Brew in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Busch
The Bridesmaid of Frankenstein
The Bridge-Maker Had a Short Tension Span
A Bridge to Farfalle
Bunderstag, You're It!
Bunyan Rings
The Butcher, the Baker, the Eyelash Caker
Buy Me Subpoenas and Cracker Jacks
Call in the Voice Squad
Can’t You Get Your Pastel Your 1st Impression?
Castles Not Inhabited by Dysfunctional Families
Cello Kitty
Celtic Records Not Involving Larry Bird
Chay Chay Chain of Foods
Chew Must Remember This
Chicken Soup for the Soul Starts With a Laughing Stock
Chocolate Factories Other Than Willy Wonka's
The Christian Behind Dior #3
Comedy of Eras
Communist Party Favors
The Compute to Work Was Rough, So I Put It in Disk Drive
Congressional Acts That Actually Involved Work
Conning That French Guy Was Easy as Un, Duped, Trois
The Conservative Schools Teach Reading, Right-Wing, and 'Rithmetic
Crashing Boers Other Than Ben
Creole Lang Syne
Cyclone Killer, Qu'est-Ce-C'est
The Czech’s in the Mail
Daylight Come and Rwanda Go Home
De-Million to One
Dialing for Dullards
Did I Happen Dementia I'm Mentally Ill?
Doctor, It Hearst When I Do This
Don't Apse, Don’t Tell
Don't Cry for Me, Ike & Tina
Don't Give Me Any Gallipolli
Don't Haifa Cow, Man
Don't Know Mush About Alaska
Do the Orthodox Jamaicans Dread Lox?
Do You Tsetse What I Tsetse?
During Halftime at the Rosary Bowl, We Went to the
	Confession Stand
Early Tibet, Early to Rise
Edgar Allan Polo
Edna Ferber-ger
Electronic Brains Other Than Ben's
Elevator Music Pushes All the Wrong Buttons
Elmer Fudd Was Consumed by Woad Wage
El Poco Loco
Entire Countries Kitty Kelly Has Ticked Off
Everybody Loves Raiment
Everybody Wants a Piece of the Fraction
Everything but the Kitchen Helsinki
Excellent Drivers Other Than Rain Man
Executive Orders Not Involving Burgers and Fries
The Explorers Enjoyed Listening to Frank Sumatra Albums
An Eye for an I, Claudius
Eye of the Needlework
Famous Dylans Who Could Carry a Tune
Farm Parties That Don't Include the Pie-Sitting Contest
Felonius Monks
A Few Gentlemen of Villanova
First I Got Potted, Then I Turned Red, Pink and White
Flightless Birds Other Than Valu-Jet Weasel
Florence of Arabia
Flower Power to the People
Foghorns That Served in the Senate
Folks Who Have Been Trapped on an Island Formosa Their Lives
The Forbidden Fruitcake
For He's a Jolly Good Felon
For His Birthday, the Microbiologist Ate a Germ Chocolate Cake
For Whom the Bell Toads
Francisco, Would You Please Examiner?
Frankly Mariah, I Don't Carey
French Cures for the Common Cold War
French Roamin' Countrymen, Lend Me Your Iroqouis
Freud Green Tomatoes
From Ear to Eternity
F-Stop in the Name of Love
The Fuel on the Hill
The Full Monte Carlo
Gaucho: The South American Marx Brother
Gendarme-ah and Greg
General Electric Light Orchestra
At Gerald Ford, Quality Is Number 2
The German Playwright Washes His Hair in Brecht Shampoo
Get Up Off Your Dionysus
Get Your Lyonnaise Out of My House
Gimme a Bowl of That Atlantic Clam Charter
Gimme My Eggs Over Zambezi
Give Your Cold Vastness of Space to Contact
Giving Up Your Belly Button for Lint
Going for Bolingbroke
Going on a Likud Diet
Good Fencing Makes Good Neighbors
Go Straight to Hell, Then Take the First Left
Got a Whole Lotto Love
Got Milne?
Greco-Roman Wrestling With the Meaning of Life
The Grisham That Stole Christmas
Gulf Car Syndrome
Hal Roach Lips
Harriet Beecher Stowe-Away
He Just Went to the Party to Be Socialist
Help Stamp Out the Mail Race
Henry VIII, Now There's a Guy Who Had a Solution to Alimony
Her Relationship Ended Because She Was Sew Needle-y
He Said "Break a Leg," and Then We Had a Cast Party
He's a Nice Guy, But He’s Kind of a Lechee
He Took That Scotch Girl on a Date to the Single Malt Shop
Hey, Crop Dust Breath
Hey Hey Mammals, Said the Way They Move
Hey, I Can See My House Vermeer
Hey, Wanna Pizza This?
Hey Hey Mammals, Said the Way They Move
The High Costner of Making Bad Movies
Hillary Told the Bartender to Bring Her a Suburban
	Marriage on the Rocks
The Hip-Hop Sculptor Tried to Move a Bust
Historic Monkey Bites
Hitting the Snail on the Head
The Hoaxes With the Mostest
Honey, I Ate the Kids
Honey, I Swear I Don’t Have Hermes
The Hose of 7 Gerbles
Humpback to Where You Belong
The Hunchback-Albino-Dwarf-Book-of-the-Month Club
Hussein in the Membrane
I Am Not an Animal, I Repeat, I Am Elephant Man
I Am the Egg White Man
I Came, I Saw, I Congaed
I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha
I Couldn't Afford to Own a Dog, So I Leashed One
I Didn’t Give Her a Big Enough Engagement Ring and We
	Got Into a Big Tiffany
I Don’t Believe in the Sandinista Bunny
I'd Paint Better if Jew Would Stop Russian Me
If at First You Don't Secede, Try Try Again
If I Caesar, I'll Tell Her
If I Had a Hammer, I'd Beat the Crap Out of Every Folksinger
If I've Towed You Once, I've Towed You 1000 Times
If Larry and Curly Don't Know, Eskimo
If You Acme a Question, It'll Take Me a Wile E. to Answer
If You Don't Shut Up, You're Gonna Get Hittite
If You Don't Stop Elsinore-ing, I'm Sleeping in the Den
If You'll Excuse Me, My Wife Is Dressing at Hidden Valley Ranch
If You're Going to Work at an Online Cafeteria,
	You Better Wear an Internet
If You're Seasick, Grab a Barge Bag
If Your Lab Toilet Is Clogged, Send for Rodent Rooter
If You Seaweed You Like, Help Yourself
I Gave at the Orpheus
I Know This Category Like Tobacco My Hand
I Lava Parade
I Left My Charter in San Francisco
I Like the Night Life, I Like to Bookie
I'll Get Down on My Sneeze and Pray We Don't Get Drooled Again
I'll Have the Red, White and Blue Palette Special
I'll Have the Titanic Salad, Heavy on the Iceberg
I Lost 25 Cents on the Quarter Horse
I’m a Little Pol Pot, Short and Stout
I’m an Old Cow Gland
I May Be a Newsweekling, but Periodically I Take a Magazine Stand
I’m Not a Doctor, But I Act Like One Anyway
In His New Archery Book, William Tells All That
	Wild Hare Tortoise a Lesson
In the Beauty Contest, Imelda’s a Shoe-In
The Insurance Agents' Baby Was Born Premium-ature
The International House of Pain Cakes
Inter-Stellar Overdrive
I Remember When Bill Was Just a Clint in His Dad’s Eye
I Ride Derails, Derfore I Amtrak
Is That Cologne or Did You Just Jump in the River?
The Italian Fashion Designer Was Armani and Dangerous
Italian Loafers Not in the Vatican
It Gets Eight Dinosaurs to the Gallon
It's as Plain as the Volcanoes on Your Face
It's Ukraining Men, Hallelujah!
It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Vurst of Times
I've Been Sitting in a Greasy Spoon So Long, I’ve Got Diner Sores
I've Been Workin' on the Whale-Road
I've Got a Stain on Mai Tai
I've Seen Fire and I’ve Seen Lorraine
The I.V. League
I Walked Out on Star Wars, and Yoda Reason Why
I Went to the Plastic Surgeon's Office and Picked My Nose
I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead Wearing Minke
I Wouldn't Sit on That Icicle, but Stalagmite
Jack Be Nimbus, Jack Be Quick
Jacques-in-the-Ballot Box
Jake and the Fathom: Underwater Detectives
Jesus, Party of 13, Your Table Is Ready
Johnny Walker Redneck
Josephine Baker's Dozen
Just an Old Fascist Love Song
Just How Low Can a Lawyer Go?
Kafka-Doodle-Doo
Kenya Feel the Love Tonight?
The Kiln Operator Went From Smoking Pot to Driving
	the Porcelain Bus
King Henry Lives Tudors Down
The Kitty Dukakis Guide to Feline Disease
Knick Knack Kerouac, Give the Dog a Bone
Landscaped Crusaders
The LA Riot Force Offers On-the-Mob Training
The Lawyer Had Marequesas Than He Could Handle
Leaving on a Jet Pain Reliever, Don't Know When
	My Back'll Go Out Again
Le Chef Went a Little Fast in His New Borscht
Leggo My Archipelago
Let's Go for Brogue
Lights, Camera, Auction
Lilith's Divorce Didn’t Frasier a Bit
Lines Not Done by Gary Busey
Living From Hand to Mafia
Long Polish Names Not Heard on "NYPD Blue"
Love Me Legal Tender
Mad Cows and Englishmen Go Out in the Midday Sun
Madison Savage Garden
The Mafia Web Site Always Gets the Most Hits
Making a Franz Liszt, Checking It Twice
Man of La Monster
McAdoo About Nothing
Mein Fraulein Das Barfergnugen
The Mein-Kampf Fire Girls
Members of the Mile Deep Club
Men Who Are Pirouette Behind the Ears
The Merchants of Dennis
The Metaphysical Escort Service Has a Bunch of Fine Auras
A Midsummer Night's Dream Team
Milwaukee-Taukee
Midnight Train to Georgia O'Keefe
A Minute With Mickey Rooney, Next on "60 Inches"
Mira, Mira Sorvino, on the Wall
The Miseducation of Capitol Hill
Montezuma Went to College at AZ-Tech
Moonwalkers Besides Michael Jackson
More Stiffs in Washington, D.C.
Moses Kept a Close Eye on His Prophet-Loss Statements
The Most Primitive Animal on Earth, Besides Mike Tyson
Movies on the James Dean’s List
Mr. Speaker, Please Pick Up Your Presidential Ticket at the Delegate
Murphy Brown Nose
My Azz Iz Zo Zorro
My Chair-y Amour
My Favorite Canadian Periodical Is "U.S.-Eh Today"
My Hairy Mother Howls at the Moon
My Kosher Pool Needs a New Gefilte
My Math Teacher Sent Me a Western Union Parallelogram
My Muscles Feel Sore, Whether I Work Out or Knot
My Orchestra Is the Pits
My Parents Went to a Scottish Star Trek Convention and
	All I Got Was This Lousy Tam O’Shanter
My Sister Went to School at Basket Case Western University
Naked Lunch Meat
New Delhi, Same Menu
A New Leash on Life
The Newlyweb Game
The Nicaraguan Was a Contestant on Truce or "Contra-quences"
Nightmare on Sesame Street
Nine-Inch Snails
Nobody Move, This Plane Is Going to Cuba Gooding, Jr.
No Need to Make Such a Fosse
The Nuclear Bombshell Always Wore the Greatest Fissions
Nuclear Regulatory Commissions That Don’t Involve
	Ben’s Gastroenterology
NY Death Penalties Other Than Having to Live North of 95th St.
Nyet Another Russian Disaster
Odder Couples Besides Michael Jackson and, Well, Anyone
Oh, Wouldn’t It Be Rubberly
Oklahomies
The Old Lady Kept a Jar of Ancient Greece Under the Sink
One DeToqueville Over the Line
One of the Few Things That Have Sunk Lower Than Jimmy Kimmel
The Only Cure for Art Fever Is a Vatican-ation Shot
On the Seventh Day, God Created a Political Consulting Firm
Onward Christian Slater
Other Instruments the Spice Girls Don’t Play
Ouch! That Herzegovina
Pac-Man Fever Blisters
A Pain in the Anise
Party of 12 Angry Men
The Patron Saint of “Win Ben Stein’s Money”
Peat Was My Favorite Character on "The Moss Squad"
Pen Names Other Than BIC
Penny Marshall Arts
People Are Stranger When You’re a Stranger
People in the 1800s With Nothing to Do
The People’s Nutcourt
People Who Like Being Irregular
People Whose Success Is a Mystery Other Than Celine Dion
A Persephone Thing Happened on the Way to the Greek Forum
The Pheasant-Elect Took Residence in the Nest Wing
Phi-Beta Cappuccino
Pianists Who Are Scartzo-phrenic
Pickled Green Italians Other Than Drunk Uncle Luigi in a Rowboat
Pick Up the Milk Andropov the Laundry
Places With Less Atmosphere Than Newark
Pleased to Meteorology, Hope You Guessed My Name
The Pleistocene of the Crime
Poem Another Drink, Bard-Tender
Poisonous Plants Other Than Chernobyl
Political Indiscretions Not Involving the Kennedys
Politicians Who Put the "Idiot" in Idiot Box
Pomp You Up
Pope on a Rope
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Mannequin
Pour Some Syrup on My Luftwaffes
Presidents Who Can Kick Your A**
Presidio, Queen of the Desert
The Production of "The Elephant Man" Played to a Pachyderm'd House
Proof That Republicans and Democrats Have No Original Ideas
Pudding Words Into Your Mouth
Put That in Your Bagpipe and Smoke It
Quatrain Spotting
Quit Bleeding Down My Neck
Ready or Astronaut, Here I Come
The Red Hot Achilles Peppers
Regarding the Electric Chair, He's Got My Volt
Relax, Don't Be Nevis
Remember the a la Mode
Revenge of the Nerves
The Rhoda Less Traveled
Rice That Takes 4 Years
Rivers Less Obnoxious Than Joan
Robert Uric Acid
Root, Root, Root for the Vegetable Team
Rotten to the Korea
Roulette It Be
Roulette My People Go
The Russian Pianist Played Slightly Off Kiev
The Russians Are Glowing, the Russians Are Glowing
Salmon Chanted Evening
Sardinia Blow Your Mind This Time?
The Sheep’s Computer Had Plenty of RAM
She Likes Pressing Hispanic Button
Sorry I Mythed You
She’s a MIR Lass
She’s Not Weaving Until It’s Clothing Time
She Wears Earhart on Her Sleeve
Singin' in Bahrain
Skip to My Lucci
Soda Italian Walks Into a Bar and Orders a Gin and Tony
The Sound of Slow Hand Clapton
Soviet Bloc Heads
The Speaker of the Horse
Spilling the Jacobeans
Stand by Your Manet
Stiffly Beaten White Things Other Than Gerry Clooney
Stop, Look, Abolition
Super Mario Cuomo Brothers
Sure I’m Two-Faced, But Only One Works
Surgery Mendez and Brazil Sixty-Six
The Surrey With the Festival on Top
Sweet Things Not Waiting for Ben Backstage
The Taming of the Drew
Ted Kaczynski, Hermit Crab
Tequila Mockingbird
Terminals of Engineerment
That British Prime Minister Sure Has Her Ups and Downing Streets
That Goodrich Guy Is Full of B.F.
That Guy's a Real Knot Job
That Guy's Pretty Symbol-Minded
That Red Shirt Makes You Look Like a Sicily
That's One Small Leap for a Man in a Tutu
That's the Pataki-est Governors’ Office I’ve Ever Seen
There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cactus
There Was a Cell-Out at the Amoeba Mcintyre Concert Last Night
They Put the Sparrow-Tire on My T-Bird
They’re Having a Sale on Seizures at the Grand Mal
Things Almost as Short as Shannen Doherty’s Marriages
Things That Are 35% Alcohol Besides Boris Yeltsin
Things That Flat-Topped Frenchmen Wear on Their Heads
Things That Taper to a Point Other Than Ben’s Head
Things That You Can’t Buy at Mahal
Things With Long Necks Other Than the Guy Cheating
	Off Your Test
This Kangaroo Court Is in Rhesus
This Malaproperty Is Condemned
Thraumatic Stress Syndrome
Three Sheiks to the Wind
Tied Up in Nazis
The Time-Life Guide to Capitalist Pigs
"Timex Is on My Side" by the Rolex Stones
The Toltec Free Number Is 1-800-Mesoamerica
To Honor That Rebel’s Birth, I Stay at Home and Yankee
Tonto Cooks on a Masabi Range
Touched by an Angelou
The Trumpeter’s Night Hit a Flat When He Blew a Tire
Two Guys Walk Into Babar
Two Rhones Don't Make a Right
Two Tickets to Paradox
Uma Thurman Munster
Uri Bends Spoons With His Mind, but Try Getting Him
	to Wash a Dish
Veracruzin' for a Bruzin'
Viva Les Cheeseheads
A VP Who Almost Put in an 8-Hour Day
Wag the Dogma
Wake Me Up Before Rococo
Walking the Plankton
Warp Factor Six, Mr. Shaka Zulu
Way Down Upon the Swami River
We All Live in a U-Boat Submarine
The Wedding Was So Cheap, They Sold Pachelbel's Burrito Supreme
The Well-Decorated General Suffered From Epaulet-sy
We’re on Emission From God
West Virginia: The State That Time Forgot
Whale-sted Away to Mel-Ville
Whalin’ Jennings
What in San Juan Hill Is Going On Here?
What Kind of Serial Killer Would You Like for Breakfast?
When I Came in Late, the Choir Teacher Threw a Tempo Tantrum
When It Comes To Labor Leaders, Meany Are Called but
	Few Are Picketed
When I Used the Wrong Fork, She Got Emily Post-al
When the Sun Is Low, Put Down Divisor
Where’s Baldo?
Where’s Zubin All My Life?
Wherever You Go, Iago
Where Was Ben Stein’s Money When He Needed It?
White Dwarves Other Than Billy Barty
A Whiter Shade of Quayle
Who’s Kidman Who?
Why Don’t You Do When You Diddle What You Diddled to Me?
Wigs You Won’t Find on Burt Reynolds
Willy Lawman Is My Favorite Character in "Death Of A G-Man"
With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas?
The Wizard of Osmosis
Woman Presidents Other Than Hillary
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown Other Than All of Them
The Wonder Light-Years
Wooden Washington's Teeth Look Better in an Oak Pattern?
The Wrath of Khane
Yogi Béarnaise
You Ain't Seen Nothin, Yeti
You Call It Southern Sculpture, I Call It a Pile of Rebel
You Don't Know Jackalope
You Got a Real Beatitude Problem
You Got What Aeneid
You Habanera About You, Dear
You Know It's a Close Shave if You Cut Off Your Head
You're M-16, You're Beautiful, and You're Mine
Your Name Is Up on the Marquis, de Sade
You've Got Lipstick on Your Cholera
Zamfir, Master of the Pancreas Fire
Zip-a-dee Buddha, Zip-a-dee-ay