Bureaucracy

I can’t stand bureaucracy; the people are always crude.
At the DMV, policies are ridiculous, they’re overly meticulous and attitudes are rude.
Bureaucracy is filled with formalities and rules, and red tape galore;
There’s stupidity and paperwork and sluggishness that everyone abhors.
Let's play a game, it’s called bureaucracy; it’s all about excuses.
There’s only one rule: The first one to do anything, loses.
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is, it’s eternally inefficient.
It’s not sufficient; the people aren’t proficient, but they’re self-proclaimed omniscient.
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who gets the blame,
Bureaucracy, on the other hand, is the lack of a even a process--just passivists under a different name.
There are two similar-sounding words, one of them bureaucracy.
If you don’t know the word, just think of the other—it's “hypocrisy.”
Lots of pen-pushers and administrators, a lot of hot air and gases;
In fact, at peak efficiency, bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
“Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned” goes one quote.
But the odds they’ll do anything in retribution? Pretty darn remote.
I’ve already ranted, but they say an apple daily keeps doctors at bay.
By similar logic, a job involving doing much at all should keep the bureaucrats away.