Short Circuit

Please don't go upstairs sir, you really should not!

The modem is mangled, the keyboard's been strangled, and your computer's been shot.

Our chief suspect is your printer, that's what we think...

It seems to have left a paper trail and fingerprints of ink.

But look on the bright side, sir -- it was outdated the moment it was bought,

So don't feel too bad that your computer's been shot!

Originally, God created man perfect and in His own image,

But sin became part of the world.

Not long ago, technology became part of the world, as well.

Frustrating
Stubborn
constantly breaking
Temperamental
Rude
Disagreeable

Sometimes I think man has created computers in his own image.